If you are at all offended by "potty talk," STOP and do not read on. This page from last summer's SMASH book tells the story about the year that my family sat around discussing different terms for washroom, fart and toilet paper and proceeded to compile a list. No joke, this happened on the front deck of the camp/cottage we rent every summer on Mink Lake just South of Algonquin Park. The list was created several years ago in a small notebook, but transferred to my SMASH book last summer. If you decide to read on and happen to be drinking a latte or a cup of tea, I advise you to put it down before continuing to read. If this doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what will!
You should be able to click on the photo to make it bigger and more readable if you are so inclined.
If you happened to enjoy this humorous list, you may enjoy reading this post.
Heads up though, it has to do with knickers, aka roos, lol.
And since the above is by no means an exhaustive list, feel free to inform me of any missing terms in order to ensure as complete a list as possible.
Wishing you a gas free day! lol
p.s. I promise to return to the regularly scheduled programming next post. ;)